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Vote for Romo?

 

Voting is open for the Bartleby Snopes short story of the month. Feel free to vote for my story “Shit,” or vote for any other story. Here is my story. Here is where you can vote. If elected, I’ll do my best to outlaw dullpoetryvoices and list poems.

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I heart flash

 

or at least, like it lots. Been having fun with it since I stared writing it in October. Bartleby Snopes was good enough to publish this flashy-type thing just the other day. If you ever coach baseball or softball, NEVER tell your young player to point their back elbow up. Never.

Hey, Daniel. How do you feel about poetry cliques, including some in your own neck of the woods? Do you feel your local poetry community is generally supportive, or do you feel it is too incestuous and exclusionary?

 

Underdog

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So many things must occur in order for the hitter to live up to his name. Contact must be made. The ball must be whacked to an unattended area. He must become runner and beat the throw to first. Odds are always with the pitcher. Combine curveballs, splitters, cutters, and other deceptions and the layman might wonder, Why bother? But none of this is known by the bat. And when the “crack” of ball and wood is produced, it’s as if a fissure of hope has been split into the  whole pessimistic world.

To Be Filed Under “Box Scores…”

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Congrats to my former creative writing student, Shane Watson, on being drafted by the Philadelphia Phillies with the 40th pick in the 2012 MLB Draft. Good luck, Shane.  No matter how many All-Star teams you make, always remember what a prose poem is 😉

Baseball and Meatballs

 

Tonight I’m going to a reading featuring my friend, Danielle Mitchell. There is an open reading as well. I’m going to read the poem below, freshly published in Hobart’s baseball issue. I may also read an IKEA poem. Because nothing says April like the marriage of first base and finger foods.


Little League Primer

Pitcher (1)

Often the biggest and most talented. Best arm on the team. A steady fastball, a heady game. Wise beyond his age. Perennial All-Star. Nothing to do with the fact that he’s almost always the coach’s son. Also one of the strongest hitters and will continue to be so until college. Plays short when not blowing away tweens in the summer. Plays quarterback and walks with his pretty girlfriend over vermillion leaves during the fall.


Catcher (2)

The burliest, sturdiest boy. Squats down for six innings because twelve-year-old tendons never tire. Checks the hitter’s eyes to make sure he’s not stealing signs, and flashes fingers that flicker like flashlight. One: heater. Two: curve: Three: “The (insert pitcher’s first name) Special.”


First Baseman (3)

The biggest boy, but never pitches because his balls skid in the dirt more than they split the strike zone. Able to stretch and snag throws over his head with gangly arms that dangle at his side like awkward apologies. Throws headed towards Toledo. Often the clean-up hitter. RBI machine who the opposing parents claim, “Has gotta be at least, fifteen.”


Second Baseman (4)

Scrappy kid with a heart bigger than Wrigley Field. Golden glove that gobbles up grounders. The first one to cry when the team loses. The last one to change out of his dusty uniform after the game. Stat freak who could recite the longest hitting streak of every current starter for every major league team. Wears team cap to school and puts his favorite ballplayer’s baseball card under the bill. A weak hitter, almost last in the lineup, but a slap-bunt specialist. The smallest body, but the biggest mouth. Dreams of the Big Leagues harder than anyone else. Counts box scores instead of sheep. Turns double-plays in his sleep. 4-6-3…
4-6-3.


Third Baseman (5)

Strapping youth built for stopping one-hoppers with his chest. Cocky keeper of the hot corner. Hybrid doubles and home-run hitter. Potential to play any position. Shotgun arm gunning down runners before they reach the bag. Most likely to succeed at the next level.


Shortstop (6)

See Pitcher.


Left Field (7)

Not necessarily a spot designated for the clueless kid. Slow runner. Not good with grounders. Often fat. But able to handle a bat. Resident funny guy who drives in his share of laughs and RBI.


Center Field (8)

Ideal lead-off hitter. Often the blackest kids since they’re usually the fastest. Speedy child who swipes bases and never looks back. This will serve him well should he decide to sacrifice baseball for other sports. Sports where his lucrative legs slow down just enough to position him for first-round draft status.


Right Field (9)

It’s no coincidence it’s designated the last spot in the field; also last in batting. Where the worst ballplayers go to hide, and eventually die. Position designated for the subs who (by rule) must play at least two innings in the field. Sometimes these kids want to sign up. Most often it’s their dads who want them to play. A ball hit to them is at least a double. Odds are, equal number of balls will be overran or fumbled. The crowd goes crazy at the routine play. Teammates understand who is out there, and find it futile to complain. Never the coach’s son.

Doubleheader

 

I remember in high school when we played a doubleheader at El Rancho. What a name. Poor school. We ate lunch in between games. My teammates were jealous because my sack lunch was the best. I ate the biggest Oreo cookie ever that day. I ate a granola bar in between this post and the earlier post from today. Now I’m going to play basketball. I’d rather be playing in my baseball (not slow-pitch softball) game, but my team isn’t very good and we missed the playoffs. But this week was very good to me. I have a new flash in Dogzplot about circus people. I was also nominated for my second Pushcart. I tell my sports fan amigos that don’t follow writing, that my status in the world of poetry is that of a AA prospect. Maybe even AAA. Hopefully someday, the Bigs. In the world of poetry, I want to reach the status of starting second-baseman for the Dodgers. But I’d even love to be a reserve. I always thought I’d be a ballplayer, never a poet:

That makes me slightly sad.
Enrique Romo is not my dad.