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when it comes to my food. That’s why I called the customer service number. I bought a box of chewy Jolly Ranchers specifically for the cherry candy. There was only ONE chewy cherry candy in the box. ONE! Unacceptable. I called and the customer service rep informed me they fill the boxes by weight, not by colors. In any event, I was reimbersed for my purchase with the coupon below. In the past I’ve called customer service numbers due to uneven rye chip distribution in my Chex Mix, and lack of pepperoni for my microwaveable California Pizza Kitchen pizza. I have no shame. Yes, no shame. Would you?

 

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About Daniel Romo

Author of When Kerosene's Involved (Mojave River Press, 2014) and Romancing Gravity (Silver Birch Press, 2013). I'm partial to prose poems. Alliteration. And fragments.

4 responses »

  1. Haha this made me laugh. They should sort by weight and color! !

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