Poland arrests two over bombs at European IKEA stores. October 8, 2011 -BBC
They booby-trapped the Eastern Block. Built bombs out of DEKAD alarm clocks, a blazing wake-up call. Declared their detonation spree would cease when their ransom was delivered. 8 mil and no one gets killed, read notes pinned to VÄGGIS corkboards written with MÅLA pens. Money wired in exchange for lives. But IKEA doesn’t believe in extortion, and the crooks were caught before they made a profit. The only casualty was a trash can. Rest assured. No furniture was seriously injured.